i remember the “selling their kid on ebay” story…
Who sells their kid on ebay? That’s nuts.
That’s a child. A living being that you made.
That shit goes on etsy.
Do you ever want to grab someone in your class
and pull their face close while staring at them in the eyes then whisper
shut the fuck up
i thought this was going to be about kissing but then it was so much better
when i was in 7th grade i asked my science teacher if there were other colors that existed and we just couldn’t see them and she said no but i couldn’t stop thinking “well how would we know anyway” and that’s how i had an existential crisis at the age of 12
you are my sunshine
my only sunshine
you make me happy
when skies are gray
you’ll never know dear
how much i love you
please dont take
my sunshine away
this is the most beautiful post i have ever seen I’m my life
miley hella warned us that she couldn’t be tamed like 4 years ago
I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re a angry serial killer
main goals when going to a friends house:
-don’t clog toilet
At dinner my family and I were watching TV and there was a guy on it and I was like “I know him from somewhere!” and I couldn’t figure out where I knew him from and then it said that he was a gay porn star and dinner suddenly became very awkward.
gloves enchanted with +420 to all blunts